[What does it matter? He wonders whose behalf she's even angry on. It can't be her own, can it? Surely an attractive young woman like herself wouldn't be desperate enough to stick a cat's ***** up her ******* just to get a card.

Not that he's stupid enough to say that out loud. His lip curls when she threatens him rather graphically—he's still not sure if she means it, but at this point, it's starting to seem like she might! So what does he do?

Play dumb, that's what! If he acts like this is just a normal friendly interaction, then she might just start to see it that way too. Gradually, the tension will dissolve before she's even noticed. He'll take the wind out of her sails with his cheeriness! That's the plan!]

I'd be happy to brainstorm new insults sometime! But what exactly do you mean by entertainment? Do you want a song and dance? Or would you like to see my magic? I don't know if you know Weiss-chan, but she helped me unlock the power of my soul~♪