Fortunately, it was just one rank! But apparently that one rank makes the difference between getting marshmallows and not getting marshmallows! When I was down in the lobby the other day, I asked for some hot cocoa with marshmallows. And you know what they said? They said, "Due to a shortage, marshmallows are reserved for Ranks 8 and above!" Can you even believe it? That was so rude!

[He shakes his head, frowning deeply over this perceived injustice.]