[Elan's reaction pleases him. The look in his eyes is soft and affectionate.]
Ah, but you did have something. You got me this fried rice!
[Here he picks up his utensil again, so he can wave around a forkful. Then, after popping that into his mouth:]
... Don't worry about it. This was an unexpected visit. I got you those things because I wanted to. You can consider them a "congratulations" gift for settling down and obtaining normalcy. Or maybe a "coming of age" gift, though I'm not really sure how old you are.
[Maybe it's all those years living as an undercover body double. In any case, he takes another bite as well.]
I'm fine with whatever you want. Half an hour isn't really enough time to plan out a fun-filled itinerary, especially when you've got to cook, so I wasn't expecting that. But if you want to show me around your favorite local spots, then feel free. If not, we could always watch a movie together. Or some of my performance videos. Or, we could sing again! ♪
Then I guess I should've bought you that! I don't like to carry heavy equipment myself though, so I would've had to enlist Jun-kun to carry it.
[It's unclear whether or not he's kidding. But as for what they can do right now...]
Anyway, even if we're not singing, that still leaves other options. We could watch something—like my videos, or that travel program I mentioned! ♪ Or we could change our minds and go somewhere. Or we could play a game, if you have any of those around. Or I could tell Elan-kun all about my adventures while you listen.
[He twirls his empty fork in the air as he goes down the list of ideas.]
Travel program sounds like a good start. We'll have to see how it goes, I think. If we get bored of that we can find something else to do, right? It's not like we're locked into something.
After putting away their dishes, he flops down on the couch. Does it cost a fraction of the couches he grew up sitting on in his household? Undoubtedly, but it's comfortable enough. He's adaptable!]
Great! The program is called 'On the Road with Eve!' A name that's simple, but effective ♪ You can find the whole thing streaming on [insert Youtube knockoff here]. Jun-kun's in most of the episodes with me, so you'll be able to see him, too!
[Once Elan searches the name of the program, he'll be able to see a variety of episode names and thumbnails. Most of which show him and Jun doing some activity or another: making pottery, pounding mochi, greeting animals, even farming and fishing. Each episode takes place in a different location, with a focus on lesser-known cities and rural areas.]
[ He's already navigating through the menus and looking for it. It isn't that hard to find, honestly. The name is unique enough. He pauses as he pulls up the episode list, then glances over his shoulder at his lounging companion. ]
Do you have a favorite episode? Or should I just pick one at random?
It's hard to choose just one favorite, but let's see here...
[He leans forward to look at the screen and see which offerings popped up first. And, upon seeing one particular thumbnail, he chirps out:]
Ah, now that's a good one. For that one, we traveled to a small town famous for its kabocha. But not enough people were moving there, so the town was trying to advertise itself using their mascot, Lord Gourdsworth! ♪ Jun-kun and I got to wear the mascot costume, which is an adorable round squash wearing a crown and royal robes. Then, when we unzipped the costume, everyone's eyes boggled! They were shocked to see two handsome idols had been inside all along. We also did some farming, and of course we got to eat the squash in the end.
[ He smacks the select button to start it playing and then sits back on the couch. He's silent for a moment as the intro starts and the theme starts to play - but he leans into Hiyori after a moment, shoulder to shoulder and the nside to side.
[The video (which has tons of views) kicks off with the two hosts introducing themselves, Hiyori and Jun smiling and greeting viewers against a backdrop of autumn leaves.
"Hello, hello, and welcome to Paradise on Earth! This is Tomoe Hiyori of Eve! ♪ Joining me today is Jun-kun, also from Eve!"
"Ohii-san, couldja stick to just introducing yourself~? Anyway, this is Sazanami Jun from Eve."
They banter some more before the theme starts to play, a little jingle they of course sing together. Hiyori is all too happy to watch his own face on the screen. No doubt about it, he looks good dressed for autumn! But he's distracted from admiring himself when Elan cuddles up to his side. That causes him to look down at the other boy, a teasing smile forming on his lips.]
When did I say you were bad at it? I said the opposite!
[His smile is fond even if he's teasing. He didn't expect Elan to turn into a cuddlebug the moment they sat down on the couch, but he won't complain!
In fact, he'll even cuddle back, leaning his head on top of Elan's. Meanwhile, the Hiyori on the TV screen begins to describe the small town, with the camera panning over various locations.]
I'd say we both benefit. Which is how we decided things should be: a friendship with secret benefits ♪ You lean on me, I lean on you! It's that sort of relationship~♪
[ The show is interesting - it's a travel-vid, after all, and it's showing off the interesting parts of the town! It helps that both of the hosts are pretty entertaining about it, too. He's silent for a moment as he absorbs some more of the show before speaking up again. ]
Secrets can be fun.
[ He laughs. ]
I guess in our case we do a lot of different kinds of fun, hm?
[After showing off some locations around town, the video cuts to the town's main attraction: kabocha squash! Hiyori and Jun are shown being led around a farm, until they reach the field where squash are being grown. They react with exaggerated surprise upon seeing how big the biggest squash are, each picking one up and holding it for the cameras.]
Mm-hm~
[Hiyori hums, still resting his head against Elan's.]
We eat, we sing, we take in good views together, and we've even been to space~ ♪ I'd say that's a good amount of fun. But there's always more we can try!
[Meanwhile, on the screen, he and Jun are similarly bantering.
"They're hard and tough on the outside, but they should be sweet inside. Kind of like Jun-kun!"
"Uh, what does that even mean~?"
It appears Elan isn't the only one Hiyori likes to tease.]
The rapport between me and Jun-kun is one of the reasons people tune in! Which isn't to say they don't also tune in to see my pretty face, or to learn more about the locations. But that's common with these shows. A lot of talk shows and game shows live and die by the hosts' charisma.
[This is all explained in a matter-of-fact sort of way; even when he's got a cute boy cuddled up to him, Hiyori is a professional happy to demonstrate his industry knowledge.]
Of course, me and Jun-kun's fans might want to hear a particular kind of banter, if you catch my drift.
[He doesn't elaborate. But although he hasn't talked about it at length, Elan probably remembers what sort of fanservice he and Jun do. Hiyori showed him the Trap for You video, after all. They even sang the song together at one point!
He sighs a bit as he reflects on all this, but he's still smiling.]
Well, it's not like I'm forcing myself. I would've said that to Jun-kun even if the cameras weren't rolling. He's pretty fun to tease ♪ Sort of like someone else here.
[And here he casts Elan a sideways look, his eyes full of mischief.]
[ This is surprisingly alright, as far as Elan is concerned. Which is... an improvement over his earlier detachment and aloofness and his general stand-offishness. Of course, Hiyori's probably one of hte few people wh osee this side of him at this point, so he should feel special. He makes a little 'ha' noise as Hiyori continues and shakes his head. ]
It's still wild to me that some people tune in just because they're hoping that today will be the day they get to see you two kiss on live television.
[ It's an exaggeration, but he's probably not that far off about some of the viewership... ]
I'm getting used to your teasing. Careful or I might become totally immune - and then you wouldn't have fun anymore, would you?
[ Or he's teasing in turn. That could also be true. ]
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...that's sweet.
[ He means "sweet", too. ]
I'll find something to put in them. And here I don't have anything for you. I feel a little out done.
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Ah, but you did have something. You got me this fried rice!
[Here he picks up his utensil again, so he can wave around a forkful. Then, after popping that into his mouth:]
... Don't worry about it. This was an unexpected visit. I got you those things because I wanted to. You can consider them a "congratulations" gift for settling down and obtaining normalcy. Or maybe a "coming of age" gift, though I'm not really sure how old you are.
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[ He shrugs. ]
Housewarming it is. Or apartment-warming in this case. Maybe it'll make this place feel a little more lived in.
[ He laughs and takes another bite of his food. ]
I didn't exactly have anything planned. Do you want to do anything today? Or are you alright with being a shut-in?
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[Maybe it's all those years living as an undercover body double. In any case, he takes another bite as well.]
I'm fine with whatever you want. Half an hour isn't really enough time to plan out a fun-filled itinerary, especially when you've got to cook, so I wasn't expecting that. But if you want to show me around your favorite local spots, then feel free. If not, we could always watch a movie together. Or some of my performance videos. Or, we could sing again! ♪
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[ He seems to consider that for a moment. ]
There might be a place or two... although part of me just wants to stay in...
[ He's mulling this over, not quite coming to a conclusion just yet. ]
Singing would probably not make the neighbors happy, unfortunately. No matter how good it is.
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[He muses aloud innocently, chewing another bite of his meal after.
Though his phrasing might have sounded a little less than innocent.]
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Oh, probably not. But I'm sure we can find a way to avoid disturbing the neighbors.
[ Also totally innocent. ]
I don't think we need to gag anyone just yet.
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[Okay, so maybe he's given up on the innocent act.]
Plus you had such a lovely voice last time. It'd be a shame if I couldn't hear it properly. I'd rather have you sing for me!
[Automatically assuming Elan's the one who'd be gagged??]
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[ He laughs, taking it all in stride. ]
Unfortunately no singing. I don't even have a karaoke machine.
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[It's unclear whether or not he's kidding. But as for what they can do right now...]
Anyway, even if we're not singing, that still leaves other options. We could watch something—like my videos, or that travel program I mentioned! ♪ Or we could change our minds and go somewhere. Or we could play a game, if you have any of those around. Or I could tell Elan-kun all about my adventures while you listen.
[He twirls his empty fork in the air as he goes down the list of ideas.]
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Travel program sounds like a good start. We'll have to see how it goes, I think. If we get bored of that we can find something else to do, right? It's not like we're locked into something.
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[He'll finish his rice and drain the rest of his tea. After getting up from the table:]
I bet Elan-kun's excited to see my lovely face on the big screen ♪
[And then, once they've put their dishes away:]
You don't happen to have a laptop that can hook up to the TV, do you?
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[ He's teasing. Probably.
But as they're putting the dishes away: ]
Of course. It basically comes standard these days. Give me a second to get that set up...
[ The laptop comes out and he spends a moment or two futzing with some wires... but it'll be set up in no time! ]
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Rude!
[But it's a playful sort of pout.
After putting away their dishes, he flops down on the couch. Does it cost a fraction of the couches he grew up sitting on in his household? Undoubtedly, but it's comfortable enough. He's adaptable!]
Great! The program is called 'On the Road with Eve!' A name that's simple, but effective ♪ You can find the whole thing streaming on [insert Youtube knockoff here]. Jun-kun's in most of the episodes with me, so you'll be able to see him, too!
[Once Elan searches the name of the program, he'll be able to see a variety of episode names and thumbnails. Most of which show him and Jun doing some activity or another: making pottery, pounding mochi, greeting animals, even farming and fishing. Each episode takes place in a different location, with a focus on lesser-known cities and rural areas.]
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[ He's already navigating through the menus and looking for it. It isn't that hard to find, honestly. The name is unique enough. He pauses as he pulls up the episode list, then glances over his shoulder at his lounging companion. ]
Do you have a favorite episode? Or should I just pick one at random?
sorry for the delay
[He leans forward to look at the screen and see which offerings popped up first. And, upon seeing one particular thumbnail, he chirps out:]
Ah, now that's a good one. For that one, we traveled to a small town famous for its kabocha. But not enough people were moving there, so the town was trying to advertise itself using their mascot, Lord Gourdsworth! ♪ Jun-kun and I got to wear the mascot costume, which is an adorable round squash wearing a crown and royal robes. Then, when we unzipped the costume, everyone's eyes boggled! They were shocked to see two handsome idols had been inside all along. We also did some farming, and of course we got to eat the squash in the end.
no worries!
[ He smacks the select button to start it playing and then sits back on the couch. He's silent for a moment as the intro starts and the theme starts to play - but he leans into Hiyori after a moment, shoulder to shoulder and the nside to side.
Aw, he's cuddling a bit. ]
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"Hello, hello, and welcome to Paradise on Earth! This is Tomoe Hiyori of Eve! ♪ Joining me today is Jun-kun, also from Eve!"
"Ohii-san, couldja stick to just introducing yourself~? Anyway, this is Sazanami Jun from Eve."
They banter some more before the theme starts to play, a little jingle they of course sing together. Hiyori is all too happy to watch his own face on the screen. No doubt about it, he looks good dressed for autumn! But he's distracted from admiring himself when Elan cuddles up to his side. That causes him to look down at the other boy, a teasing smile forming on his lips.]
Aww, aren't you cute? ♪
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Cute? Is that what you're calling it? I'm good at being cute when I want to be, you know.
[ He sighs and shakes his head. ]
You appreciate it, don't you? You're benefiting!
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[His smile is fond even if he's teasing. He didn't expect Elan to turn into a cuddlebug the moment they sat down on the couch, but he won't complain!
In fact, he'll even cuddle back, leaning his head on top of Elan's. Meanwhile, the Hiyori on the TV screen begins to describe the small town, with the camera panning over various locations.]
I'd say we both benefit. Which is how we decided things should be: a friendship with secret benefits ♪ You lean on me, I lean on you! It's that sort of relationship~♪
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Secrets can be fun.
[ He laughs. ]
I guess in our case we do a lot of different kinds of fun, hm?
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Mm-hm~
[Hiyori hums, still resting his head against Elan's.]
We eat, we sing, we take in good views together, and we've even been to space~ ♪ I'd say that's a good amount of fun. But there's always more we can try!
[Meanwhile, on the screen, he and Jun are similarly bantering.
"They're hard and tough on the outside, but they should be sweet inside. Kind of like Jun-kun!"
"Uh, what does that even mean~?"
It appears Elan isn't the only one Hiyori likes to tease.]
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[ He laughs, low and a bit teasing before the show grabs his attention again, head tilting a little against his. ]
I can't believe they let you get away with that one for television. Although I guess that's part of the allure, huh?
[ Well, he's not being super specific, but it's probably not hard to guess what he means. ]
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[It sounds like he caught Elan's meeting.]
The rapport between me and Jun-kun is one of the reasons people tune in! Which isn't to say they don't also tune in to see my pretty face, or to learn more about the locations. But that's common with these shows. A lot of talk shows and game shows live and die by the hosts' charisma.
[This is all explained in a matter-of-fact sort of way; even when he's got a cute boy cuddled up to him, Hiyori is a professional happy to demonstrate his industry knowledge.]
Of course, me and Jun-kun's fans might want to hear a particular kind of banter, if you catch my drift.
[He doesn't elaborate. But although he hasn't talked about it at length, Elan probably remembers what sort of fanservice he and Jun do. Hiyori showed him the Trap for You video, after all. They even sang the song together at one point!
He sighs a bit as he reflects on all this, but he's still smiling.]
Well, it's not like I'm forcing myself. I would've said that to Jun-kun even if the cameras weren't rolling. He's pretty fun to tease ♪ Sort of like someone else here.
[And here he casts Elan a sideways look, his eyes full of mischief.]
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It's still wild to me that some people tune in just because they're hoping that today will be the day they get to see you two kiss on live television.
[ It's an exaggeration, but he's probably not that far off about some of the viewership... ]
I'm getting used to your teasing. Careful or I might become totally immune - and then you wouldn't have fun anymore, would you?
[ Or he's teasing in turn. That could also be true. ]
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