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[tfy]

Alright, fine! If you sincerely want a pie thrown in your face, I'll do my best to make it happen!

I'm guessing you're not the type to plan birthday parties, though. And your suite doesn't really seem big enough. So I guess we'll just have to do that out in a hall and let the staff clean up afterwards.

[(Guess who doesn't know about the rank upgrade.)]

[notscar]

hm
i don't know, think my suite is pretty nice
the staff might end up cleaning it anyway
you never know

[ oh he absolutely knows. ]

[tfy]

You think so?

I guess they do give special treatment on guests' birthdays. It's just not always the good kind of special, if you catch my drift.

But if you do end up inviting people to your suite, just let me know. Rather than show up empty-handed, I'll come with pie! Or rather, Jun-kun will!

[notscar]

if it's not the kind of special i don't want, they won't give it to me
not here anyway

i might think about it
got plenty of room nowadays
might be able to store leftover pie, too

[tfy]

["Plenty of room nowadays"... "Plenty of room nowadays"....]













You ranked up too, didn't you? Like Baku-kun!

[notscar]

yep.
at the top of the resort now
you even need special permission to get on my floor

[tfy]

All the way at the top? But that makes you sound even higher than him! Like one of those fabled "King ranks"!

[notscar]

is it really fabled
i mean i got it

[tfy]

So you did get it!

I've only ever met one King before. Everyone else seems to rank up to Ace or Queen.

But congrats, I suppose. It's good that it happened in time for your birthday. Now you can have music, dancing, party games, a royal banquet, circus performers, endless feasting, and endless fun! We can all celebrate 'til sunrise! 🎉

[notscar]

is that what you're used to having for your birthdays?
because that's

so freaking much

[tfy]

Isn't that what *you're* used to? You're a prince!

[notscar]

i rather take a pie to the face or a long-winded interview than having to deal with people for more than half a day

cuts into prime napping time

[tfy]

That does sound like you!

And now you have ample space for both, I'm sure. Pie-throwing *and* napping. Next time there's a sleepover, we'll have it at your place!

[notscar]

mmmmmm
i'll think about it
might sound like a waste of space to you but
i was just as happy in a smaller one-room suite

[tfy]

I do get that, believe it or not. I've been inside some truly huge suites here. And those were just Ace and Queen suites. I can only imagine how big yours must be! I'd hate to have to walk a whole kilometer just to get to bed.

Plus our "House of Eve" is small enough that it feels like a cozy little love nest! 💕You've been there, so you'd know what I mean!

[notscar]

it's definitely a nest for sure
can't say i hated it

maybe instead of a bunch of big rooms in my suite
i have a ton of little ones
with beds that touch the wall

imagine that for a sec

[tfy]

That sounds like a hotel. Specifically, a hotel commoners would stay at when they're strapped for cash! But I guess that would mean you could sleep in a new bed each night, if you like variety.

I suppose most people here probably do that anyway, though.

[notscar]

probably
they got pods for that too

but i don't know
i only take people i like to my own bed
i guess

[tfy]

Cute!

When you do take people to your bed, you should tell them that. That'll make them feel special~💕

[notscar]

would you want to hear that?

[tfy]

Me? Well, of course! Everyone likes to hear sweet talk!

At the very least, it's classier than the "grab them and throw them on the bed" approach. Though maybe that's the custom in *your* kingdom...

[notscar]

you can't say you didn't like it

[tfy]

So says Leona-kun!

Anyway, I'm telling Jun-kun about your new rank, since that seems like useful information for us to have! And then I'll also be awaiting our invite to your birthday bash next month! Guess we've got a fun-filled summer ahead of us~🎉

[notscar]

yeah yeah. you'll be the first one to get an invitation.

and feel free to come by anytime you want. tell jun that, too.

[tfy]

[Ah. Coming from a gruff lion, this message feels oddly touching.]

Thanks. I will.

In the meantime, enjoy your upgrade. I'll enjoy knowing that if I ever wake up in Leona-kun's bathtub again, I can expect jacuzzi jets and spa treatment!